You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm like, not good at living.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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