my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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