just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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