I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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