i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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