? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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