we're blogging at a bar
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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