Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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