So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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