Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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