my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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