im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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