I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So squirting runs in the family.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
