If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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