D3 body, D1 cock
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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