Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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