Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Drake has all the answers
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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