and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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