They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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