hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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