using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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