Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Plan B is the new Plan A
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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