I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i will never coherently bang her
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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