So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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