there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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