my being single is dangerous.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I want her autograph on my taint
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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