So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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