If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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