Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Bring me that man meat
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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