Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
