I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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