two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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