Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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