Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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