My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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