I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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