i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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