guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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