The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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