jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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