I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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