I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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