hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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