we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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