I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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