I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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