This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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