You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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