We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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