This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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