That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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