She is in my trunk
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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