Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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