girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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