Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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