I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
there is glitter all over my balls
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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