I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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